Tuesday, June 26, 2012

EFF's Defend Innovation Project: An Alternative View

My friend Buffalo developed a well thought out analysis on EFF's Defend Innovation Project, in seven parts, the first of which is posted here.  I happen to disagree somewhat with the tack he chose on this matter.

I think my disagreement comes from one fundamental difference: I do not believe software should be patentable.  Further, I find the whole concept of patents of any type somewhat dubious to begin with.

I don't believe that an idea can be made property of anyone.  I don't believe, for instance, that having thought of a method to resolve a certain problem and registering this method with the patents office means that I own said method, at least not in the same sense that I own my home.  A home can be taken from me, and I'll be left homeless.  An idea may be copied, but I will still have access to it.  I may not be able to profit as much from it if others copy it; but this risk of failure (that others may profit as much or more than us from our ideas) is a trade off I expect we believers in individualism must be willing to take.

One may argue, "What of the effort spent in developing a new idea?  If there's no ownership of the idea, the effort (the house) would have been taken away from the inventor, and he or she would not see any returns/become homeless."  I think such an argument is equivalent to saying that a business should succeed because the investors that risked their money should be guaranteed a return.  In other words, and to put it mildly, I disagree with that sentiment.

The notions of patents and, to some extent, copyrights are softly defined expediencies designed to, in principle, encourage productivity and cultural developments in society.  In practice, they are a fuzzy set of rules of thumb, modified often to adapt to new technological advances, and not always adapting well.  For example, it seems impossible to come up with hard, specific rules for what can be patented and what would otherwise be considered an obvious idea or a derivation.  Or at least to come up with rules that won't have to be modified in some degree as the years pass.

So, if I am an inventor, what do I get from a patent?  I get the legal certainty that I will be granted a temporary monopoly of the exploitation of the idea I have just made public.  In exchange for that monopoly the inventor gives up ownership of the patent, and after the monopoly phase ends the patent becomes part of the public domain.

I don't think such an idea should have been engraved in our constitution, but I can live with it, provided individuals still have the choice of keeping their inventions secret if they so choose.  Sadly, that is no longer a guarantee under our current patent system, and while this topic would warrant several articles/rants in its own merit, I'll summarize it here: in 2011 (effective in 2013) the U.S. went from a first-to-invent to a first-to-file patent system.  In the former I could invent a secret sauce and keep it secret, because if someone later tries to patent it, as long as I could prove I invented it first (by, say, certified logs, or by demonstration of an existing product), I could file and obtain a patent, even if I filed after them.  I will only have control of my secret sauce for another 20 years, but at least I will not be forced to pay royalties to someone else for a technique I was already aware of and had implemented in secret.

In the first-to-file system, on the other hand, I may indeed have to pay royalties to a latecomer on my own secret sauce if he or she files a patent on it before I do.  In this system I take a much larger risk, and am effectively penalized for not publicizing my invention early enough.  If one accepts that ideas can be property, under first-to-file rules I would have my very property commandeered from me for the benefit of society, either by the delayed effect of having registered it as a patent, or by the government allowing someone else to charge me for it.

Evidently I am reticent regarding patents -- I'll like them even less next year, when first-to-file comes into effect.  But in certain fields, like manufacture, I think patents provide an acceptable encouragement by the government for the development of technologies (much less acceptable under first-to-file).

Now, when it comes to software (and, in a lot of cases, biology and chemistry), the "fuzzy set of rules of thumb" for novelty and non-obviousness steadily evolved since the foundation of this country and further, since much earlier patent systems, that has worked so fairly well to separate a newer, better mouse trap from a lesser innovative variant, when it comes to software it fails spectacularly.  When there is no longer a widget to be demonstrated, when the search space for new ideas is no longer limited by physics/chemistry or other natural processes, thus yielding a domain of ideas the boundaries of which are seemingly a great deal farther than anything prior, deciding what is non-obvious, or even what is new, becomes a lot harder.  Was Amazon's 1-click method new?  Maybe.  Non-obvious?  I might disagree.  How about the Gif patent?  I might be more inclined to accept that as a relatively non-obvious technique, but in this case is only (relatively) non-obvious because there are so many possible ways to achieve the same result (8-bit, palette-encoded, lossless-compressed bitmap file).

So, even if I agree with Buffalo's points on, say, the validity of patents in the pharmaceutical industry -- which I do for the most part -- I think software is more akin to philosophy or art than to mouse traps or drugs, and judging what is new and non-obvious becomes a much harder task.

To summarize my points:  Patents are not a sacred cow of capitalism.  They are, in some respects, decidedly non-free market (first-to-file).  And patent systems cope badly with software.  As a result, software patents tend to become not a force for innovation, but a mine-field that software companies big and small have to tread, and where they make easy pickings for non-software companies dedicated not to create advancements, but to make money through litigation.  Is making money through litigation an acceptable business model here, from a libertarian perspective?  I don't think so, since this is an artificial market, created by government.

EFF's Defend Innovation Project contains initiatives on how to bring the patent system under control.  It is taking baby steps toward that goal.  The EFF is proposing its own set of fuzzy rules of thumb to minimize the impact of the existing set of fuzzy rules of thumb on the software industry.  I don't fully agree with every element of it.  For instance, I share some of Buffalo's misgivings voiced in Part 4 of his analysis.

On the other hand I like the suggested 5-year limit on the duration of patents.  I do agree that five years seems arbitrary.  It probably is.  And so is 20 years.  But there is certainly an element of pragmatism in this approach.  Trying to eliminate software patents in a single blow would be a lot harder than trying to defang it.  Making the limit five years may also cause it to be too small to be useful to patent trolls, while allowing inventors to still obtain a useful monopoly, if an idea is truly worth patenting.  The ideal number of years in my thinking would be zero, but five is a lot better than 20.  In other words, a compromise on a better rule of thumb.

Regarding EFF's sixth proposal, on reasonable damages, I think there are reasonable ways to argue the proportionality of the importance of a given bit of code.  For instance, can it be replaced with something else readily available?  Is it essential to the functioning of the parent software?  If removed, does the loss of performance make the parent software much less appealing, or just a bit less appealing?  These are valid analyses that could be presented to a jury, and I imagine civil questions of intellectual property may come down to convincing a jury of the importance of bits of intellectual property that may have been improperly handled by defendants, when there's no other clear cut means of judgment.  That might be true for civil cases more often than not, I suspect.

I believe I covered my position on EFF's seventh proposal earlier in this text.  This may be where Buffalo and I differ the most.  I think to question the benefit of software patents is very valid -- and so it is to question the validity of the patents system in general, but one battle at a time.  And, like it or not, patents are a clear prerogative of the federal government (Article I, Section VIII -- Powers of Congress).  This is the one case where a congressional hearing would actually be appropriate (these words will come back to haunt me one day, I know it).  The question of weather software, or algorithms for that matter, was indeed patentable was settled only fairly recently -- partly, of course, because questions of software in general were only relevant in the last 40 years or so, but this doesn't detract from my point that the field is relatively new and old tools my not be as helpful as they used to be, or even needed.  Having a public hearing where different parties (developers, businesses large and small, software companies,  users, etc.) can air their expectations and concerns would (or at least could) help congress take a meaningful step towards making the system better, instead of simply making it more complex.  Unfortunately, Congress's track record on intellectual property legislation is rather dismal (see copyright extensions, DMCA, etc).

Sunday, June 24, 2012

EFF's Defend Innovation Project: Analysis

  Earlier this week, the Electronic Freedom Frontier (EFF) launched the Defend Innovation Project, a tentative list of seven key patent reforms it believes will rectify many of the problems plaguing the U.S. Patent System.  The goal of this project is to garner feedback and ideas from inventors, software companies, lawyers, academics, and internet users, and then include this feedback and necessary updates into a final whitepaper to be delivered to legislators in Washington sometime in the future.

  While I have always been a big supporter of the EFF, I have to admit that this list failed to impress me.  It is a mixed bag of good ideas, counterproductive-but-well-meant notions of fairness, potential loopholes and abuse vehicles, and some downright silliness.  To show you what I mean, I'll go over each proposal and offer my thoughts, such as they are, on each.

  Disclaimer: I am not claiming to have the answers to these problems.  I simply mean to point out potential problems and concerns, and offer my opinions.  Really, though, I am in fact claiming to have the answers to the problems.


A patent covering software should be shorter: no more than five years from the application date


The Problem:  "A patent lasts for 20 years, beginning from the application's filing date. Often, the term is extended even longer to reflect the years it can take to obtain a patent. While 20 years might make sense when talking about inventions that take substantial investment—building factories and laboratories, for instance—software takes coders and computers. Hard work to be sure, but of a different type."

The Solution:  "A patent covering software should survive for a term of five years, beginning from the date the application is filed. Even though international agreements could be read to require a 20-year term, we think there are ways around this. For example, it’s not clear those agreements even apply to software. Also, the proposal could be limited to U.S. inventors only."
(source)

  In theory, this is a great idea.  The 20-year patent has no place in a scientific field that advances as rapidly and fluidly as does computer science.  For example, think of the operating system and software programs you were using in 1992.  Do you think there is a single shred of source code in Windows 3.1 that could be relevant to today's coders?  The 20-year software patent extends well beyond the potential usefulness of the software itself.  This is tantamount to a lifetime patent, when most software is considered an archaic, historical oddity within 10 years.

  My main problem with this proposal is the arbitrary selection of a five-year term.  The EFF includes no justification for this number - no studies or statistics to indicate that a five-year patent would achieve the goal of defending innovation.  In fact, there is plenty of reason to suspect that this patent term could hinder innovation.

  I've written extensively on my support of the Open Source movement, and I have no intention of backing down from this support any time soon.  However, I am not blind to the fact that the resources available to a community-based volunteer project are dwarfed by those available to software companies.  People who are paid to code for 40 hours a week are going to outperform people who volunteer to code on their own time, every time.  Even when they are the exact same people, as is usually the case.  A programmer with a day-job and a family is not going to be able to devote the same amount of time and energy into open source projects, even if he or she would like to do so.

  Lest we forget - patents came about for a reason.  Pharmaceutical companies are allowed to sell their drugs exclusively under patent for a specified amount of time, often at a premium when compared to generic equivalents.  Topically, this can be seen as a hindrance to medical progress.  After all, the cost of a potentially lifesaving drug can often prevent many people from obtaining it.  However, if they were not allowed exclusive rights to sell their work at a premium, how would they profit?  Another company could avoid the astronomical overhead costs of researching a new drug, and just skip right to underselling the researcher once they have completed the grunt work.  If this is the case, what is the motivation to dump millions of dollars into the research, development, and testing of new lifesaving drugs?  And if there is no motivation to develop new lifesaving drugs, where, then, will our new lifesaving drugs come from?

  I don't mean to defend the greed of the pharmaceutical industry.  Well, actually, I mean precisely to do that.  Self-interest is the only interest of a corporation, and for the overwhelming majority of human beings, this holds true as well.  If a software company loses the financial motivation to develop a new product, then the product will likely not be developed.  Innovation needs to be protected on both sides - from the overreach and abuse of patents by trolls and such, but also from the loss of financial gain that motivates many innovations in the first place.

  This is a balancing act, which must take into account:
  1. The time requirement for rights-exclusivity necessary for a company to benefit financially from internally funding innovation, 
  2. The utility lifespan of an innovative product;  I.e. at what point does the software become archaic to innovators, especially in the open source community?
  Rather than arbitrarily defining a shorter time-span for software patents, I would like to see this proposal suggest studies and funding vehicles to try and determine the optimal patent time-span based on the issues defined above.  In this way, an informed decision can be made, and the right solution to the problem can be found.

Next: If the patent is invalid or there's no infringement, the trolls should have to pay the legal fees

EFF's Defend Innovation Project: Analysis (Part 2)

If the patent is invalid or there's no infringement, the trolls should have to pay the legal fees


The Problem:  "Both the winner and loser in a patent suit almost always pay their owns fees and costs, which can total well into the millions of dollars if the case actually goes to trial. Because the potential costs are so high and there is no way to recover those costs, defendants will often settle to avoid hefty legal bills – even if they have a strong legal case that they never infringed on the patent or the patent was invalid to begin with."

The Solution:  "Patent law should allow for the winning party, in cases where it was easy to see that the patent was invalid or there was no infringement, to obtain its fees and costs. If the trolls know they could be on the hook for that money, they will be less likely to file frivolous lawsuits."

 This is a great idea.  Settlement always looks like the sweeter deal, even when faced with a winnable suit.  A troll can nickle-and-dime innovators to death without ever having to go to court, and innovators deserve some form of protection from this.

  My only suggestion would be that this proposal needs a solid stipulation to the effect of:  "IF the lawsuit is clearly an act of trolling, with little or no merit for the claim."

  In other words, a company should not be economically dissuaded from pursuing a potentially legitimate claim any more than they should be economically dissuaded from protecting themselves from a ludicrous one.  Some claims do indeed have enough merit to require the attention of civil courts - these should not be affected by this proposal.  I know that the proposal contains some wording of this sort, but it should be much, much clearer in final form.

  Simple in theory, but very tricky in implementation.  Who decides the merits of the case?  The judge?  The jury?  Should it be a judgement call at all, or should there be some mechanism built into the patent system that codifies these standards?  This will all have to be addressed before I can fully get behind such a reform.

Next: Patent applicants should be required to provide an example of running software code for each claim in the patent

EFF's Defend Innovation Project: Analysis (Part 3)

Patent applicants should be required to provide an example of running software code for each claim in the patent


The Problem:  "Software patents are hard to understand. Really hard, because patent lawyers can get away with writing them in extremely vague and broad language. This means that innovators are left without clear guidance on what patents they might be infringing. It also allows trolls to exploit the vague and confusing patent language to extort higher licensing fees than they would otherwise be entitled."

The Solution:  "Patent applicants should be required to provide an example of running software code for each claim in the patent and tell the Patent Office which claims are covered by which lines of that code. Think, for example, of early Patent Office practice requiring the submission of a “model” of the working invention to the Patent Office."

  I had an idea once, for a piece of software that would accept input (either vocal, typed, blinked, performed via American Sign language, or thought via cognitive waves).  Depending on which functions the user had enabled in the software (available functions TBD), the software would then perform aforementioned functions, and then present the user with some form of output (either on a computer screen (pixel-based or otherwise), vibrational, Morse-Code light blinking, audible, ink printed, 3D printed, or thought via cognitive waves).

  I probably do not deserve a patent for this idea.  I support this provision as-written, with the possible addition that the scope of the patent should be expressly limited by the functionality of the presented code.

Next: Infringers should avoid liability if they independently arrive at the patented invention

EFF's Defend Innovation Project: Analysis (Part 4)

Infringers should avoid liability if they independently arrive at the patented invention


The Problem:  "Patent liability is strict liability. This means that all a patent holder must do is show that a defendant practices its invention, not that the defendant had any intention to infringe, or even any knowledge that the patent existed. The law, in its current form, allows trolls to target anyone who allegedly infringes."

The Solution:  "Congress should pass a law letting alleged infringers avoid liability when they can show that they independently arrived at the invention they practice. If inventors can’t understand a patent, then they, as a matter of logic, cannot copy it. Likewise, if inventors don’t know about a patent, they cannot copy it. An innocent infringer defense would protect those inventors and, consequently, shut down a major revenue stream for the trolls."

  When I first read this proposal, it seemed like a loophole waiting to happen.  Having given it a day's thought, I see now that it all depends on where the burden of proof is placed, similar to many self defense laws.  Each side of that coin has it's own intrinsic issues, but I'll get to that in a moment.  At the end of the day, it is very difficult to prove that somebody else knows something, and likewise it is difficult to prove that you are ignorant of something.

  If the burden of proof is placed on the claimant, even gathering the necessary evidence and testimony would be a nightmare.  The Fifth Amendment gives protection against self-incrimination, which essentially boils down to the fact that a witness cannot be forced to testify or produce evidence unless the prosecution already has knowledge of the evidence in question.  However, if the evidence in question is wholly contained within the memory of a defendant, the prosecution would essentially have to prove that the defendant has the knowledge in order to gather the evidence and testimony necessary to prove that the defendant has the knowledge.  This could promote a "Culture of Blindness", in which it becomes advantageous to encourage ignorance of patents that relate to your work, since that knowledge could one day be used in a suit against you.

  If the burden is placed on the defendant, however, it becomes a My-Word-Against-Yours situation, since what sort of evidence could possibly exist that proves you did not know of the patent in question?  How could a defendant ever hope to account for every bit of knowledge he or she has, and hope to prove that this knowledge does not relate to the patent?  It would be easy enough to conduct cursory patent research that deliberately avoids anything that could possibly be infringed upon, and to document a few memos to the effect of "No patent was found that would cover the ideas / inventions we wish to pursue."  There are millions upon millions of patents out there - nobody could ever hope to check them all.  This leads to a nearly trivial establishment of reasonable doubt.

  I can't say what would fix this proposal; I really don't know.  I will be interested to hear the feedback the EFF gets on it, and to see it in final form when it's shipped off to Washington.

Next: Patents and licenses should be public right away.  Patent owners should be required to keep their public records up-to-date

EFF's Defend Innovation Project: Analysis (Part 5)

Patents and licenses should be public right away.  Patent owners should be required to keep their public records up-to-date


The Problem:  "Patent owners often do not keep their records up-to-date at the Patent Office, making it nearly impossible for potential defendants to know what patents they infringe and appropriately make risk analyses before they move forward with a product. Patents are supposed and their related documents should be public to put parties on notice of what they can and cannot do; when those records aren’t public, inventors bear the cost."

The Solution:  "All patent owners should be required to keep their disclosures up to date throughout the life of the patent, or else the patent will be unenforceable. For example, patent owners should be required to update ownership and litigation records in a timely fashion. And, with the exception of relevant trade secrets, licenses to a patent should be reported within six months of their effective date."
(source)

  This makes sense to me.  I think it's well-worded and perfectly fair to both patent-holders and potential infringers.  There is no mandated penalty for failing to keep records up-to-date, which I think is a good thing.  Simply put, if you want to be able to enforce your rights on a patent, you have to give others a fair chance to discover that they might be infringing upon it.  Otherwise, you get a Kafkaesque minefield of potential lawsuits and no way of knowing where to step.

Next: The law should limit damages so that a patent owner can't collect millions if the patent represented only a tiny fraction of a defendant's product

EFF's Defend Innovation Project: Analysis (Part 6)

The law should limit damages so that a patent owner can't collect millions if the patent represented only a tiny fraction of a defendant's product


The Problem:  "If a patent owner wins a lawsuit, it may be able to recover a “reasonable royalty.”  Under present law, calculations of such a royalty can get out of hand and reach well into the millions of dollars, even if the patent only covers a small fraction of the defendant’s product.  Many defendants choose to settle instead of fighting bad patents out of fear of paying these high damages."

The Solution:  "The law should be clear that damages may not be based upon the entire market value unless the patent’s specific contribution is the predominant basis for the demand of a defendant’s product or process."

  There definitely needs to be a legally-codified statute requiring reasonable proportionality between the patent's impact on a product and the damages sought.  However, as written, this proposition does not seem to accomplish what it ostensibly aims to accomplish.

  How do you define a tiny fraction, in terms of lines of code, or relevance of the feature to the product's marketability?  A small bit of code can have a giant impact on a product.  Likewise, a large chunk of source code may merely be overhead necessities and initializations, with little import in terms of innovation.  For example, many low-level physics simulations contain mostly rendering code and other overhead functionality, with maybe 15 lines of true physics calculations.  Obviously this is all just for the sake of argument, as I'm sure there will be detailed clarification on this matter when the proposal reaches final form.
 
  As was pointed out by a J Doe on the Defend Innovation website, a ruling from Laserdynamics v. Quanta Computer, Inc. has already set a fairly good precedence for solving both the EFF's initial stated problem and the issues defined above:
"Damages are recoverable under the entire market value rule only if the patented apparatus was of such paramount importance that it substantially created the value of the component parts ... Therefore, the patentee must prove that the patent-related feature is the basis for customer demand .... Further, it is not appropriate in cases where the unpatented components have essentially no functional relationship to the patented invention and . . . may have been sold with an infringing device only as a matter of convenience or business advantage.”
  This precedent could be expanded to include a statute which details the guidelines for reasonable proportionality between the patent's impact on a product and the damages sought, rather than trying to rewrite a whole new law.

Next: Congress should commission a study and hold hearings to examine whether software patents actually benefit our economy at all.

EFF's Defend Innovation Project: Analysis (Part 7)

Congress should commission a study and hold hearings to examine whether software patents actually benefit our economy at all.


The Problem:  "It’s safe to say that there is much disagreement among engineers, lawyers, and policy makers over whether software patents even make sense, that is, whether the ability to patent software actually does more harm than good to our innovation society and economy."

The Solution:  "Congress should hold hearings and provide a study examining the issue. The study should include a review of relevant economic data and should take into account viewpoints from all parties affected by the patent system, particularly those who oftentimes do not practice before the Patent Office and who do not deal with litigation and licensing until they are facing the threat of a suit themselves."

  This is where they lost me.  This proposal seems, to me, like a waste of taxpayer money in pursuit of the answer to a ludicrous question.

  The effects of the patent system on the nation's economy are as relevant to its existence as are the effects of property ownership on the economy - Not At All.  If something is yours by rights, meaning that you have legally invested the time, effort, and/or capital in order to create or obtain it, whether it is intellectual property or an acre of land, the "Greater Good" has no right to commandeer your property for the benefit of the economy.  It is yours. 
  
  And to further recommend that the viewpoints taken into account should come heavily from "those who oftentimes do not practice before the Patent Office and who do not deal with litigation and licensing until they are facing the threat of a suit themselves" (i.e. Anybody-But-Patent-Holders) just reeks of tyranny of the majority.  To me, anyway.

  If you wish to see more effort put into software that will be immediately useful and free-to-use for everybody, then donate and contribute to open source projects.  Please do.  But don't make the mistake of expecting corporations to invest in society's future - they exist solely to make money, and invest only in their own future.  And rightly so.

  There are obviously shortcomings in the patent system that unfairly hinder innovation.  But this proposition is downright silly.  Not to mention, abolishing the software patent would be counterproductive.  Companies, when faced with the prospect of losing a huge revenue stream via time-limited monopolies in exchange for the initial investment, research and development, will either scale down R&D drastically, or keep new innovations as trade secrets, which are not time-limited and therefore will never be useful to anybody else.  The EFF should scrap this proposal altogether.


  As I said at the start, the EFF's seven Defend Innovation proposals are a mixed bag, in my opinion.  However, the goal from the start was to garner such opinions, positive or negative, and I must say that I am ecstatic to finally have some solid (for the most part) talking points to work off of as we strive to improve the Software Patent System. If you have an opinion on any or all of the proposals, the EFF is asking for your contribution.  Just go to the website and post your comments, such as they are.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Great Gary Johnson's Campaign Ad

Gary Johnson's most recent campaign ad, which I happen to think is very good:


I like Johnson.  Between he and Ron Paul I'd still go with Ron Paul, but Johnson has a lot of potential to do a great deal of good for the libertarian cause.  His positions on issues are close to Paul's in a number of areas, although they diverge in some pretty significant matters, such as abortion and taxes.  Incidentally, in those two areas I am more in agreement with Johnson's positions than with Paul's, although I respect Paul's reasons for his stances.  And even in the case of abortion, I think Paul's political approach is reasonable: It's a states rights issue, and let the states decide.  Even though I believe a pregnant woman's right to exert control over her own body trumps the rights of the unborn child in her womb  -- and I don't state this lightly -- I am skeptical that the federal government has the power to regulate abortions one way or another.

The reason I would still prefer Paul over Johnson is that I (and everyone else and their dogs) know where the good doctor stands on most issues.  Paul has been honest and upfront about his principles, and has not strayed away from what he professes to believe.  The same may indeed be the case with Mr. Johnson, but the governor hasn't been around as long as the congressman.  Also, every time he describes himself as a pragmatic libertarian a few red flags go up in my mind.  Does that mean Johnson would put expediency over principle?  I don't really think so, but I dislike the label.  In any case, if Paul isn't on the ballot, Johnson gets my vote.  And that's the way things seem to be going.

For a comparison between Paul and Johnson from a Johnson supporter, see here.

Monday, May 28, 2012

To Our Veterans, and Our Fallen

  Happy Memorial Day to all the veterans of this Great Nation, and to the families of those who have given their lives for its defense.  May all citizens aspire to your courage; and above all, may that courage live forever in the memories of a free Nation, always in your debt.


"All the armies of Europe and Asia could not, by force, take a drink from the Ohio River, Nor set a track on the Blue Ridge in a trial of one thousand years."  - Abraham Lincoln

 

Vigil Strange I Kept on the Field One Night

Walt Whitman 

Vigil strange I kept on the field one night; 
When you my son and my comrade dropt at my side that day,
One look I but gave which your dear eyes return’d with a look I shall never forget,
One touch of your hand to mine O boy, reach’d up as you lay on the ground,
Then onward I sped in the battle, the even-contested battle,
Till late in the night reliev’d to the place at last again I made my way,
Found you in death so cold dear comrade, found your body son of responding kisses, (never again on earth responding,)
Bared your face in the starlight, curious the scene, cool blew the moderate night-wind,
Long there and then in vigil I stood, dimly around me the battle-field spreading,
Vigil wondrous and vigil sweet there in the fragrant silent night,
But not a tear fell, not even a long-drawn sigh, long, long I gazed,
Then on the earth partially reclining sat by your side leaning my chin in my hands,
Passing sweet hours, immortal and mystic hours with you dearest comrade—not a tear, not a word,
Vigil of silence, love and death, vigil for you my son and my soldier,
As onward silently stars aloft, eastward new ones upward stole,
Vigil final for you brave boy, (I could not save you, swift was your death,
I faithfully loved you and cared for you living, I think we shall surely meet again,)
Till at latest lingering of the night, indeed just as the dawn appear’d,
My comrade I wrapt in his blanket, envelop’d well his form,
Folded the blanket well, tucking it carefully over head and carefully under feet,
And there and then and bathed by the rising sun, my son in his grave, in his rude-dug grave I deposited,
Ending my vigil strange with that, vigil of night and battle-field dim,
Vigil for boy of responding kisses, (never again on earth responding,)
Vigil for comrade swiftly slain, vigil I never forget, how as day brighten’d,
I rose from the chill ground and folded my soldier well in his blanket,
And buried him where he fell.



Sincerely,

Buffalo Forrester
Jack Tornabalde

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Saturday, May 26, 2012

The Right to Bear Arms, Now Available in 'Federal-Employee Only' Sizes!

We tend to harp on the Second Amendment quite a lot on this blog, and today will be no exception.

Despite the withering strength of the Second Amendment these days, it appears as though there is one group of individuals that the federal government, perhaps unsurprisingly, wholly supports in its right to bear arms - the federal government.

Indeed, there are currently upwards of 40 armed federal agencies in today's version of America.  Some of these agencies, such as the FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA, Secret Service, Homeland Security and Military Security Forces, will come as no surprise.  And then there are the other ones.

For example, in 2010 the Department of Education purchased 27 Remington Model 870 Police-Variant 12-Gauge Shotguns.  Why?  To replace the aging models currently in use, of course!  Here's a more detailed explanation, courtesy of The Washington Post:

"The Office of Inspector General is the law enforcement arm of the U.S. Department of Education and is responsible for the detection of waste, fraud, abuse, and other criminal activity involving Federal education funds, programs, and operations. As such, OIG operates with full statutory law enforcement authority, which includes conducting search warrants, making arrests, and carrying firearms."

So the DoE needs shotguns to handle wasteful and fraudulent misappropriations of education funds by teachers and principals?  If your reaction to the above statement was anything other than "Why in the hell does the Department of Education have a law enforcement arm?", then you may have come to this blog by mistake.

Abusive teachers and officials do, of course, require their own category (the wording above is quite vague - I will give the benefit of the doubt that 'abuse' here is meant to signify the physical, emotional, and/or sexual abuse of children in schools or by school officials, and is not being used as just another way of saying 'fraudulent use' or 'exploitation' of federal funds).  But is it necessary to create an entire paramilitary wing of the Department of Education, when local police departments, and even the FBI, would be more than willing to investigate and apprehend such scum

I wish that were the worst of it.

The Food and Drug Administration (not to be confused in ANY way with the Drug Enforcement Agency, which actually does conduct dangerous raids (whether or not you agree with their purpose)) makes a somewhat surprising appearance on the list as an armed federal agency.  I neither exaggerate nor simplify when I say that the purpose of an armed FDA is to raid Amish settlements and small, local farmers who are suspected of possessing raw milk and other prohibited consumables with the intent to distribute and/or use them for personal consumption.  Some people often mock Ron Paul for his advocacy of raw milk usage, but it's not often that these people mention the FDA's activities against it.

Speak of the Devil - the good doctor's son, Senator Rand Paul (R, Kentucky), recently introduced an amendment to the Food and Drug Administration User Fee Reauthorization bill which would disarm the agency and also allow for the acceptance of medicinal studies conducted outside of the U.S. to prevent “overzealous regulation of vitamins, food and supplements by codifying the First Amendment prohibition on prior restraint.”

So who else made the list?
  • Internal Revenue Service - Thank God I filed on time this year!  To be fair, I think we've all imagined ourselves roaring triumphantly, hammer in-hand, over the now-unrecognizable body of an auditor.
  • The Small Business Administration - Just in case an 8(a) application is actually a terrorist device in disguise.
  • The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration - A little-known but promising study has shown that hurricanes may be effectively dissipated by shooting them a lot.  The study is suspiciously moot on whether or not this effect may be enhanced by yelling "Yee-haw!"
  • The Railroad Retirement Board - Because ... you know what?  I give up.  I can't even think of a satirical reason for this one.
And over 35 others.

It's bad enough that the right to bear arms is being eroded throughout the public sphere.  But to do so while simultaneously promoting armed paramilitary forces in even the most (hilariously) mundane of federal agencies is downright terrifying.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Watching the Watchmen

We have posted about police abuse before.  As libertarians we in this blog view abuses of power by the police as a threat to liberty, and we tend to think that the growth of government leads to such abuses.  To shed light on the extent of this threat, the Cato Institute has started a website with the mission of tracking and analyzing cases of police brutality in the US.  From the "About" page on the site:
"No one disputes the idea that police misconduct is wrong, but reasonable people do disagree about the scope of the problem and how it ought to be addressed. The purpose of this project is to gather reports of credible allegations of police misconduct so policymakers (and others) can make informed assessments of the nature and circumstances of police misconduct, and consider proposals that can minimize wrongdoing."
 I am looking forward to the results of this analysis; if nothing else, because this data will provide a degree of clarity on how far down the road to tyranny we have come, and perhaps change the minds of some of those who believe that safety is a surrogate for freedom.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

All's Well

... if a bit slow.  Buffalo and I have been up to our necks with our personal lives -- individually, we're not married or anything -- and as a result we haven't posted anything for close to a month.  Such is life.  We're still here, still alive.  At least as of this writing.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Philadelphia Ron Paul Rally

Buffalo and I were at the Ron Paul rally on Independence Mall, Philadelphia, today.  The rally started at 1pm, with a musical number (Jordan Page), followed by a few speakers, including former CIA officer and Bin Laden Unit leader Michael Scheuer.

The weather today in Philly was far from ideal, with a thin rain in the beginning of the rally becoming a downpour before 2pm.  The crowd was very animated, with lots of people in the age group of 20s to 30s.  My estimation of the number people attending was of about 500-1000.  The Ron Paul campaign is claiming 4300+ attendees, which is a claim I find very hard to believe.

Congressman Paul talked for about 30 minutes or so, delivering his standard message with the usual confidence.  It was quite motivating, actually.  The man has a type of charisma that comes from believing in what he says and in being able reason his positions in a manner that does not come across as preachy or pretentious.  He didn't try to work the crowd much, other than a quip or two about "Sunny Day" patriots, as the rain poured incessantly.

We took a few snapshots of the crowd and the rain.  The mall being relatively flat and with all the umbrellas it was not possible for us to catch more than a glimpse of Dr. Paul now and then, so we don't have any pictures of the man himself.



Saturday, April 21, 2012

Phreedom 2012 Rally

Just a reminder for you Mid-Atlantic folks - Ron Paul will be speaking at the 2012 Philadelphia Phreedom Rally tomorrow afternoon.  The rally starts at 1:00PM and features live music from Jordan Page and Tatiana Moroz, guest speaker Michael Scheuer, and of course, the Good Doctor will be speaking at 2:30PM.


Prior to the rally, please join the Veterans for Ron Paul, Bikers for Ron Paul, Revolution Riders, and Sons of Liberty Riders at 11:00AM at the Federal Reserve Bank of Philadelphiafor the 8th Annual END THE FED Rally.


Jack and I will be traveling up to Philly tomorrow morning for the day's events - we'll be the ones who are completely unrecognizable to you, so be sure to say hello!



Monday, April 16, 2012

Ron Paul: A Socialist's Endorsement

The following is a summative paraphrasing, as seen from my perspective, of several conversations I've recently had with one of my closest friends - a devout Socialist AND a Ron Paul supporter.  

So you just KNOW it's going to be interesting.


People tend to stereotype political views into one of (more or less) two categories:  Big Government and Small Government.  Typically, it's fairly simple to gauge which of those categories a person falls under if you know a priori how that person feels about certain issues:  Big Government supporters tend to like wide-reaching social programs, higher taxes, and a government-mandated equal distribution of wealth, while Small Government supporters are quite the opposite.

So if a man told you that his ideal mode of living was in a socialist commune, it wouldn't be too difficult to determine which category to place him in.  Right?

Wrong.

You see, there are two types of 'socialism'.  There is the first kind, with which we are all familiar:  militaristic, government-mandated Socialism that requires an enormous monstrosity of a government and infringements upon personal liberty the likes of which have seldom been seen on this planet.  Other terms which would correctly describe this form of government include Communist, Maoist, Stalinist, Bolshevik, National Socialist (Nazi), etc.  When people rightly tell you that Socialism is bad, this is what they are referring to.

But there is another kind of socialism which, though it is not my personal flavor of government by a long shot, I cannot in good conscience condemn.  This form of socialism is relatively unknown, due to it's low-key and unimposing nature.  It is known more correctly as anarcho-socialism, mutualism, or that thing Proudhon was talking about.

In small-s socialism, there is no government mandate, no enforcement.  Nor is there any infringement upon personal liberty.  Participants freely elect to form a community in which their resources and talents are shared among those they care about.  They are free to continue in this way indefinitely, and if they change their minds, they leave.  It strikes me more as a familial support structure than a form of government.

If you have ever even skimmed the titles of our posts here, you know that this way of living is not our particular brand of tea.  However, if a group of tight-knit individuals wants to form together in this fashion, it's no skin off of my back.  There's certainly no reason that people can't form such a community, right?

Unless such communities are immediately branded as potential cults, or extremist factions.  Unless they and their members are placed on FBI surveillance indefinitely.  Unless they are dismantled at the first sign of wrongdoing by any member of the group. 

This is why my friend, the socialist, is voting for Ron Paul - because Big Government is the enemy of small-s socialism.  In a truly free society, everyone is assumed to have taken responsibility for their own lives.  They are free to do whatever they want, so long as their actions don't adversely affect the freedom and livelihood of those around them.  Alternative modes of living are not regarded with bureaucratic suspicion and displeasure; they are in fact not regarded at all.  They are simply free from restriction, as is any free and responsible mode of living.


I found this point of view refreshing and fascinating - I had never dreamed of the day when socialists benefited from libertarian policies.  I guess I just wasn't thinking in those terms at all.

If you can think of any other counterintuitive benefits of a libertarian society, leave us a comment below.

A Modified 'Buffet Rule' - And Why I Support It

In a show of shameless and bombastic opportunism, President Obama has lately taken to pushing what is known nationwide as the "Buffet Rule", thus named because Warren Buffet pays more in taxes than does his secretary.  Nobody on either side expects the bill to pass either the House or the Senate.  The bill has widely been regarded as an election-year PR move on Obama's part aimed at casting the Republicans as the "God Bless the Rich, and No One Else" party.  And it's working.

It may surprise you, however, to learn that I myself support the Buffet Rule, or at least my own version of it.  Ignoring all impracticalities and economic impacts of the bill as it is currently written, I wholeheartedly agree that a fair tax law seems like a commendable goal.

Obama, of course, is trying to assure the nation that we can have our cake and eat it too - higher taxes only for the super-rich, while everyone else reaps the "benefits" (see: GSA) of government spending without being burdened by it.

This, of course, is where the President and I differ.

Obama seems to think that he can convince people to like him with this little stunt, and his logic isn't too farfetched.  The fact of the matter is that the middle class is suffering under the weight of a massive tax burden, fueled by ludicrous government spending and unfathomable debt.  There's a reason the Buffet Rule is so popular right now - in the midst of the largest depression since the Great One, bitterness abounds from those who are struggling to survive.  A cunning politician needs only to nudge this bitterness in the right direction in order to serve his own interests.

And who could fault the bitterness?  Rationally, of course, it makes sense to encourage investment from those who have the means to invest; this is the lifeblood of a free market.  But when a person sees those more fortunate than he paying a lower tax rate, while his family struggles to make ends meet, anger and cries of unfairness soon trump rational thinking, and not without cause.

The President has cunningly turned this sentiment into a campaign to make sure wealthy Americans are suffering as much as the middle and lower classes.  I urge everyone to think of the current Buffet Rule as exactly this:  If the middle and lower classes are suffering under today's tax burden, then the wealthy have to suffer as well.

There is a fairly simple alteration that can be made to the Buffet Rule - one which no establishment candidate on either side would ever dream of proposing.  The sentiment is the same; CEOs should not pay less in taxes than their secretaries.  However, rather than increasing the suffering of those more fortunate in today's economy, why has nobody suggested that we ease the suffering of those less fortunate?  If the current tax code is an unfair burden on some, does it make more sense to extend that unfairness to everyone, or to make the code fair for all?

Lower the taxes on the secretaries, rather than raising them on CEOs.  Encourage investment from the top, but extend the amount of spending money available to the middle and bottom.  After all, every product needs a consumer, and subsequently, every consumer needs the funds to buy said product.

If the middle and lower classes are suffering under today's tax burden, then EASE THE TAX BURDEN ON THE MIDDLE AND LOWER CLASSES.

Of course, no Democrat OR Republican in their right mind would ever propose such an unprecedented and indeed preposterous action.  Well, one would.  It's just a shame he's so damned unelectable.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Bloomberg Takes Advantage of Trayvon Case to Further Cause of Gun Control

In a disgusting display of opportunism, Mayor Bloomberg took advantage today of the Trayvon Martin case to further his anti-gun agenda:
"The 'stand the ground,' as they're called, laws are opposed by law enforcement and opposed by prosecutors. And there's another issue, which I didn't read very much about. The shooter, this guy Zimmerman, how could he have had a permit to carry a concealed weapon, a loaded gun in the first place? Because long before he shot Trayvon Martin, he was arrested for attacking a police officer and was the subject of a court order to prevent domestic violence. 
"But unfortunately, in Florida, the gun laws are very lax. And unfortunate, law-enforcement officials have never been able to revoke this guy's license to carry a loaded gun in public."
Did you hear that, kids?  The 'stand your ground' laws are bad for you, because your elders and handlers say so!
"The gun lobby is writing our nation's gun laws.  It's a disgrace. They write 'em in Washington. They write 'em in the state capitals. And the result is that our children are being killed, our police officers are being killed, you and I and our families are in danger."
Without knowing any firm facts about the shooting incident (Zimmerman likely being the only living person that knows whatever happened that night) the Mayor decided that "this guy" Mr. Zimmerman is guilty of murder, that his impunity is a result of laws that allow one to stand his or her ground against aggressors, that the so-called gun lobby's sole purpose is to reduce our safety and kill our children.

Perhaps, in all his anti-gun fluster, Mayor Bloomberg is unable to understand the simple dichotomy of this case: If Mr. Zimmerman was an instigator and threatened or provoked Mr. Martin in any way, nothing in the Florida legislation would prevent him from being convicted for murder.  The Florida 'stand your ground' law does not give someone a free pass for committing murder.  It simply allows one the use of lethal force if threatened with bodily harm, without the need to retreat.

On the other hand, if Mr. Zimmerman was simply walking the streets following someone he deemed suspicious, even if that may have been offensive to some (myself included), we live under the Rule of Law, and we do not have the right to use violence to discourage others' (legal) actions that we dislike.  If Mr. Martin indeed attacked Mr. Zimmerman provoked only by his legal action of observing and following, then Mr. Martin suffered only the lawful consequences of his unlawful actions, in this scenario.  In fact, even in some states that do not have so-called 'stand your ground' laws, the threat of bodily harm, if the victim-to-be has no way to safely retreat, would be reasonable justification for lethal force (I'm sure the prospect of forceful self defense by law-abiding citizens must horrify the Mayor).

The bottom line is that it is unlikely that anyone will ever know for sure what exactly happened that night.  So far we only have Mr. Zimmerman's word.  The mayor is no better informed of the facts as any one of the two readers following this blog.  His vilification of Mr. Zimmerman and his aspersions cast about Mr. Zimmerman's past are no more than ad hominem attacks.  Mayor Bloomberg's quest to disarm citizens and force them to rely on government services for their self-preservation is unsettling enough.  But his willingness to use a young man's death to his own advantage, and co-opt the facts of this issue to benefit his anti-gun propaganda, these actions are downright villainous.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Gaming Industry Succumbs to Emperor's Temptations, Turns to Dark Side

PlayStation Orbis and Xbox 720 both restrict “used” games

The following is presumed to exist on some executive bastard's desk at both Sony and Microsoft headquarters.


Dear Gaming Industry,

Pursuant to your request for the most effective method for promoting piracy and alienating your user base, we have itemized the following for your convenience:


  1. Treat ALL customers as potential criminals, because they are; 
  2. Enforce unfair and unnecessary restrictions on ALL media sold;
  3. NEVER, under ANY circumstances, legally permit your customers to own what they purchase from you;
  4. When all else fails - and it WILL fail - purchase some lobby lackeys to rebrand censorship as a public service, then make haste to push the result through Congress.
That's about it. We were happy to be of service to you, and please feel free to write back with any further inquiries. We wish you and your business model the best in the upcoming, decade-long spiral into irrelevancy.

Yours Truly,
MPAA and RIAA



PlayStation Orbis and Xbox 720 both restrict “used” games

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Common Law and Self-Defense

Interesting discussion about Common Law and Self-Defense by Sebastian at Shall Not Be Questioned, in light of recent evens in Florida.

Anonymous and the Second Amendment

Much has been made in recent times of the cyber-antics of the hacker collective known as Anonymous.  The group has claimed responsibility for data breaches and Distributed Denial of Service attacks on countless religious, corporate, and government servers in the past few years, with 2011 seeing a sharp rise in activity.  This increase in activity can mainly be attributed to the notorious rise of splinter group LulzSec, the publishing of military files and diplomatic cables by watchdog group Wikileaks (and subsequent government responses), and the attempted legislation of internet censorship in the U.S. via SOPA and PIPA, although there are those who believe that the time has simply come.

There have been a plethora of responses to Anonymous and their active resistance tactics against what they perceive (not without cause) as widespread wrongdoing, corruption and censorship in our political and economic systems.  These responses generally range from hero worship to cries of Terrorism, and everywhere in between.

However, the media and the blogosphere have been relatively mum on the topic of what Anonymous (not to mention the social media-driven Arab Spring) has shown us about the power of the Internet, especially as it pertains to the United States' Second Amendment. 

We have already pointed out that there is a large-scale ground war being waged for the soul and future of the Internet.  Now, more than ever, it is important to take a look at what has made this war possible; specifically, how a single father living in a housing project can obtain the power to successfully take on the U.S. Government (and, subsequently, the power to help the U.S. government track and arrest other such individuals).

The Internet is a beast unlike any mankind has seen before.  With a seemingly-infinite amount of information freely available to anybody with a phone or cable line, it is now possible to do just about anything online, from shopping to earning a Master's Degree.  Theoretically, a motivated individual could learn just about anything online; with enough patience (and a skillful choice of Google search terms), one could learn everything a college degree has to offer, and more, for free.  In fact, university sites worldwide have begun posting lesson materials and even offering free courses with open and limitless enrollment.  With this much information available (and currently uncensored) to the average citizen, ignorance and lack of education have become a willful choice, rather than a tragedy of circumstance.

Equally important is the Open Source movement, which has exploded over the past decade and created a vast market of tools and utilities which are free to download, use, modify and distribute.  Such projects are run by a dedicated base of volunteer coders who modify, expand and perfect the software as they see fit, creating customized and powerful tools for almost any use case.  With thousands of such tools emerging from the movement every year, there is an open source alternative to everything.

As any true believer in the Second Amendment will tell you, the right to bear arms is not merely just a tool to ensure citizens have the right to defend themselves against lone criminal aggressors (unless they are outside their house, and as long as they can prove to a court that they made every effort to hide and retreat, and had no choice but to use deadly force).  The Founding Fathers, having just fought a war for freedom against a tyrannical and vastly superior force, wanted to ensure that there would be an everlasting physical deterrent against tyranny and opression (having correctly predicted that the lawful deterrent of the Constitution may not always be strictly adhered to).  Perhaps V said it best from behind the Guy Fawkes mask: "People should not be afraid of their government; Government should be afraid of its people."

Here we are, 236 years later.  There is no civilian militia (nor any foreign power) which can match the technology, training and discipline of the United States Military - but then again, the Second Amendment is not about being superior in might to the government, nor is it about violence or coups.  To me, anyway, the Second Amendment is about reminding the powers-that-be that this country was founded on a Fuck-You-Attitude towards authoritarianism, and that we will not bow to threats against our freedom, be they foreign or domestic in origin.

And that, if nothing else, is what the Anonymous movement has shown.  Through an albeit controversial show of force, Anonymous has proven that with free military-grade encryption and powerful anonymization tools, a little bit of patience and motivation, and a whole lot of talent, the playing field has been effectively leveled by the Internet.  There are no social, educational or financial barriers to what one can achieve on the Internet; all one needs is a connection and a willingness to learn.  The technology and training available to the NSA and the Military are effectively identical to those freely available to citizens online; the discipline is something that must be developed from one's self.

As recent events worldwide have shown, the power of an idea has become increasingly competitive with the power of an armed force.  And on the Internet, Ideas are free.  On the Internet, Ideas are weapons.

On the Internet, Ideas are King.

Elite Squad

Just saw this Brazilian movie, "Elite Squad." An excellent action movie in its own right, this flick has some kind of political message as well, which is kind of uncommon.  Well, I should say it's uncommon because it's not a cheesy message.  It's a "fuck the system" message with a "tough on crime" ingredient to it.  Doesn't make sense?  Heck, I'm really not so sure either.  There's definitely a Nationalistic aspect to it, with a heavily militarized police force at the center stage.  But outside of or even against politics.  You could describe Batman in the same terms (Frank Miller's Batman, of course).  I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't like Extreme Nationalism--which, up there with Socialism, I consider the antithesis of Individualism, the latter The One True Path in my mind--and I am viscerally against the militarization of police forces, but this movie's message confuses the hell out of me, because I like it.  It reveals a thick hypocrisy that we still try to cover up in this country (talking about the old US of A now), with politicians using phony "wars" (on drugs, in this particular case) to dupe citizens into perpetuating their hold on power.  The "Elite Squad" just decided to take that obvious if unwritten mandate to fall like the wrath of God unto the heads of a bunch of douchebags.  And kick some ass and take some names.  And that part I like.  But it makes me guilty about it.  And I dig that too.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Thing of the Week


The Colt Python, a classic .357 Magnum revolver, in manufacture until the late 90s.  Co-star of the AMC TV series "The Walking Dead" as the main character's -- Deputy Rick Grimes -- side arm, the price of a Python in mint condition has been at an all-time high, with some auctions reaching over $2000.  A fine weapon, I can't imagine it not selling out almost instantaneously if Colt ever decided to make it again.  I hope they do.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

FAC Files Lawsuit Against Obama Administration

The First Amendment Coalition has filed a lawsuit against the United States Department of Justice demanding that the DOJ and the Obama Administration release a memo detailing the legal justification for the use of "Lethal Targeting" against Al Qaeda cleric and U.S. citizen Anwar al-Awlaki, who was targeted and killed in a unilaterally authorized drone strike, along with United States citizen Samir Khan, editor of al-Qaeda's English-language magazine Inspire.  The lawsuit was filed after repeated attempts to obtain a redacted copy of the memo via the Freedom of Information Act were denied.

With fear and public outcry growing over the passage of the 2012 NDAA (and the Obama Administration pinky-promising that they won't abuse the powers it grants), one has to wonder how far of a stretch it would be to see U.S. citizens indefinitely detained by the president, when it has already become an acceptable practice to have them assassinated without a trial (as long as it would be SUPER hard to go get them alive).

Friday, February 24, 2012

Cognitive Dissonance and Conservative Politics in America

Modern liberals in America are not what they used to be in the 19th century--namely, defenders of free markets and individualism, i.e., freedom from government.  Instead, this new(ish) breed believes in an "enlightened" government that is charged with providing for its citizens and with improving on society by the careful application of social engineering.  While pre-Roosevelt liberals generally believed in the rule of law and saw the importance of decentralization--and of the Constitution as a means to attain such goals--modern liberals would struggle to understand how a two-centuries-old booklet of a document could try to interpose itself between citizens and such lofty goals as those made possible by government-sponsored charity.  Any reasonable person will recognize the central planning efforts proposed by liberals as socialism, but to dare suggest it these days is to be viewed as bitter, name-calling ignoramuses.  But I digress; the title of this post is not "Cognitive Dissonance and Liberal Politics…"

What is Conservatism?

Conservatism as a label denotes a desire to prevent change.  Quite meaningless a descriptor, really.  In practice it generally means a few things:

  • A strong desire to impose their views of tradition on others (see drug war and opposition to same-sex marriage, to name two issues).
  • A strong belief in individual rights, as long as said rights are not used to consume drugs, have gay sex or to allow an unsanctioned religion to build a YMCA equivalent anywhere near Ground Zero.
  • Government should be allowed great leeway in searching for terrorists at home, since good people have nothing to hide--except when it comes to TSA pat downs, which are plainly evil.
  • A strong desire to curb government spending, as long as said spending does not affect free medical care for seniors, or the military and security budgets.

And so on.  The list above could very well be seen as a symptom of psychosis--at a social scale.  Modern liberals are bad, but at least not as clearly psychotic in their form of pathological stupidity.

Pathologically Unconstitutional

Modern conservatism's breakdown with reality has been clear for everyone to see in the many GOP Primary debates.  All candidates have a platform mostly consisting of a minimum set of planks:

  • Reducing the size of the federal governement.
  • Reducing taxes.
  • Promoting economic growth.
  • A constitutional approach to government (the fact that this is a campaign platform as opposed to getting you jail time for governing in any other way is disheartening in and of itself).

Things get incoherent when you look at the other planks of some of the GOP candidates.  Take Romney on the Constitution, for example.  From his website:

"Mitt Romney’s view of the Constitution is straightforward: its words have meaning. The founding generation adopted a written constitution for a reason. They intended to limit the powers of government according to enduring principles. The job of the judge is to enforce the Constitution’s restraints on government and, where the Constitution does not speak, to leave the governance of the nation to elected representatives." [Emphasis mine; correct understanding of the constitution would cause that to read "the issues to the states."]

But on immigration Romney's main proposal is the use of a so called E-Verify system, by which employers will check prospective employees' identities and immigration status.  This means that legal immigrants will be given some form of centrally maintained ID card, containing, among other info, biometric data.  Illegal immigrants will not have such cards and therefore be unable to find legal jobs.  The quite obvious problem with this approach is that citizens will also need to have such cards, otherwise there would be nothing to distinguish illegal immigrants from citizens--this is not really brought up by Romney during debates, but, perhaps more surprisingly, by any of his opponents either.  Meanwhile, the federal government's power to issue federal IDs is nowhere to be found in the powers enumerated by the Constitution.  Incidentally, Gingrich is another supporter of these biometric-based federal ID cards.

The subject of constitutionalism is a rich one.  Romney's, Santorum's and Gingrich's positions on Iran are to use military force if they build or are perceived to attempt to build nuclear weapons.  Again, the problem is obvious:  The President cannot declare wars, only Congress can do so.  That simple fact seems to escape most of the candidates.

Most reproductive law rhetoric spewed by the candidates--which includes even the prohibition of certain types of contraceptives--also fall well outside of the scope of the constitution, except for the repeal of Roe v. Wade, which can reasonably be argued on constitutional grounds.

And then there is the War on Drugs.

These are people that, should any of them win the election, will have to swear an oath of office that states, as per Article II, Section I, Clause 8 of the U.S. Constitution

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

I believe three of the GOP nominees would be at serious risk of perjury if they were to take that oath.

Coherence Wars

Reducing the size of the federal budget is another mine field of ideological inconsistencies for most of the GOP candidates.  For instance, the yearly expenditures of the U.S. Government break down as such (for 2011):

  • Medicare & Medicaid: 24% or $835 B
  • Social Security: 20% or $725 B
  • Defense and Security Spending: 26% or $929 B*
  • Debt interest: 6% or $227 B
  • All other spending: 23% or $922 B

* Note that the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are funded by separately handled appropriations bills, and do not figure in the numbers above.

World's top military spenders in 2010.  Source: Wikipedia.

Defense and security spending are the thickest slice of the budget, and by extension a natural candidate for spending cuts consideration.  The United States military expenditures represent 43% of the world's combined military budget.  China is at a distant second place with 7.3% of the world's budget.  We overspend the next 23 countries (21 of which enjoy very friendly relations with us) in the world's hierarchy of military budgets.  It should be easy to reduce our military expenditures by half and still enjoy the peace of mind of "only" overspending the next 5 countries in that list (three of which are strong allies).

And yet all but one of the GOP candidates vocally and proudly state that not a single, solitary dime will be cut from defense spending.  (Incidentally, the role of world police is also nowhere to be found in the list of enumerated powers.)

The GOP answer to budget reduction**?  Platitudes such as Made in America, bring the jobs back home, get the illegals out, impose tariffs on China, and other proposals that seem to be tailored to have little effect at best to catastrophic effects at worst.  They seem to be content in rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

**I should say, 3/4 of the GOP's answer.

The Culture Wars and Reason's No Man's Land

I make no secret about favoring Ron Paul for this election cycle (I'll presume to go as far as saying that the same applies to my editorial colleague in this blog).  The Congressman has consistently upheld his principled belief in the rule of law and his defense of the Constitution.  He is the only candidate to put forward a clear, concise, measurable proposal for reducing the federal debt and the presence of government in our lives.

Sadly, in the political environment we find ourselves, populism has taken the lead in ideas, and we the people are engaged in a cultural loud mouth competition where the impact of politics and central government is continuously amplified.  Conservatism is reduced to seeking moral affirmation at the detriment of the rule of law.  "Liberals" are so ideologically lost and self-conflicted that they cannot even comprehend the principles behind their own social-economic policies, and have instead opted out of critical thinking altogether.  The end result of this stupidity arms race is that nothing will likely change after this election cycle, and politics will continue to be an intelligent life's no man's land.

References

http://www.ricksantorum.com/issues
http://mittromney.com/issues
http://www.newt.org/answers
http://www.ronpaul2012.com/the-issues
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/arizona-shows-pitfalls-romney-proposed-national-e-verify-142419836.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_military_expenditures
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_federal_budget